|There are three houses. One is red, one is blue, and one is white. If the red house is to the left of the house in the middle, and the blue house is to the right to the house in the middle, where is the white house?
Answer : In Washington, D.C.!
|Take off my skin – I won’t cry, but you will! What am I?
|Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
Answer : Johnny.
|What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
Answer : A stamp.
|There is a certain crime, that if it is attempted, is punishable, but if it is committed, is not punishable. What is the crime?
Answer : Suicide
|What has an eye but can not see?
Answer : A needle.
|What has a head and a tail, but no body?
Answer : A coin
|A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?
Answer : Because he was not driving! He’s walking on the sidewalk.
|What is at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: No, not clouds or the grounds. It is the letter w.
|Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of the egg are white?”
Answer : Neither. Egg yolks are yellow.