|Two men play five complete games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. How?
Answer : The two men were not playing against each other.
|What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
Answer : Your breath!
|Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28 days?
Answer : All months have 28 days.
|When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Answer : Because when you find it, you stop looking!
|What can you catch but not throw?
Answer : Cold
|A man found an old coin and declared that the date on it was 150 B.C. This could not be true. Why?
Answer : Because B.C. is counting backwards from the birth of Christ.If Christ hadn’t been born yet, there were no dates in B.C. yet!
|Are the Nobel prizes awarded every year, every 5 years or every 10 years?
Answer : Every year.
|In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer : You can’t take a picture with a wooden leg. You need a camera (or iPad or cell phone) to take a picture.
|Why is 6 so much afraid of 7 ?
Answer : Because seven was hungry and ‘seven ate nine’ (7, 8, 9).
|He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
Answer : A Preacher